David MALFUNCTIONS Talking Fins | 🗣"I HATE FOOTBALL" + The U is Back

It was a rough football weekend in South Florida. We unpack the Miami Dolphins’ latest collapse (and what’s actually fixable), FIU’s two-week slide and QB questions, and the FSU–Miami showdown—from game plan to late “fake comeback” debate. Then we rescue our sanity with the only good news: the Florida Panthers raise the banner and start 1–0. We’re a hockey town again. 🤝

Chapters
0:00 Cold open: “I hate football”
1:15 Dolphins recap—defense, injuries, coaching, and what’s next vs LAC
12:40 “Two plays from 3–2?” Hope vs delusion
18:30 If the skid continues… do jobs change?
20:45 FIU roundup—trust in the QB, scheme, and path to 6 wins
31:10 FSU–Miami: stacked box, explosives over the top, and 4Q philosophy
44:45 Are the Canes legit title contenders? What still scares us
49:55 ACC stakes, rematch dreams, and reality checks
52:10 Salvation: Panthers banner night & season outlook

Join the convo

Are the Dolphins truly cooked or one upset away from life support?

FIU fans: what’s the realistic bar the next 3 weeks?

Canes fam: what adjustment do you need to see in 4th quarters?

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