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We’re back from break with season 12 of The Body Serve! The off-season didn’t let up for a second, with its fair share of surprising breakups: Carlos and Juan Carlos, Naomi and Evolve, and Novak splitting from the players’ organization he co-founded. We also cover Potapova’s copypasta, Venus’ wedding, the ESPN commentary reshuffle, Iga’s viewing habits, and more off-season stuff. We look ahead to the coming season with our usual breakout picks – no ADF this time – plus we recap the opening week Down Under, as Bencic leads her team to the final while Poland snatches their first United Cup.

3:25 Alcaraz and Ferrero split

10:35 Naomi Evolves away from the agency she co-founded

15:10 Djokovic quits the PTPA

22:10 Other off-season stuff: Iga didn’t watch, ATP rolls out safeguarding program, Next Gen Finals, Venus at the altar! 

35:30 Looking ahead: our breakout picks for 2026

45:30 Changes to the ESPN commentary lineup

51:50 United Cup highlights: Hubie, Belinda, Zizou

60:00 Titles for Sabalenka, Svitolina, Medvedev, Bublik

65:35 The podcast landscape