A hilarious Jeff Francoeur story turns into an all-time sports prank: Greg Maddux allegedly signed autograph balls as “Jeffrey Dahmer” to mess with suspected resellers, while making sure kids still got the real signature. The crew debates how anyone could miss it, then a caller from the Upper East Side drops a perfect firsthand twist from a 2014 autograph event where Maddux allegedly joked about not writing a serial killer name on his jersey. From there the segment spins into a convo about all-time greats struggling as owners and coaches.